Grubl it up yall

grublr:

On The Block: Escondite (410 Boyd St, Los A)

OH DAMN ME AND MY GIRL ARE WATCHING SOME INSTANT WATCH LOST, MICHAEL IS BUILDING THE BOAT AND JIN IS BEING MAD AT SUN FOR WEARING A BIKINI. FORGOT HOW DOPE THIS SHOW WAS AND SHIT AND THE REWATCHING HAS BEEN GOING SO DOPE. THIS IS MY GIRLS FIRST GO ROUND WITH THE SHOW HOWEVS SO NOBODY FUCK IT UP AND BE LIKE “DHARMA!” AND STUFF.  ANYWAYS, SHE WAS LIKE “ARE YOU STILL DOING THE GRUBLR THING” AND I SAID “YEAH” SO I FIGURED WHILE WE LOST OUT I’LL CATCH YALL UP ON WHAT I’VE BEEN MACKING ON FOOD WISE. HOLY SHIT MICHAELS BOATS ON FIRE AND HE’S TOTALLY FREAKING OUT! TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS WHOLE DOPE PLOT LINE, MICHAEL’S SUCH A HOT HEAD, (HAHAHA LIKE ME SOMETIMES). ANYWAYS, SO WE ATE AT THIS BURGER BAR ESCONDITE A FEW WEEKS BACK WITH MY FRIEND PAUL. HE’S COOL AND STUFF, MAKES SWEET VIDEOS WITH VANILLA ICE ALL THE TIME. ANYWAYS HE SAID THIS PLACE WAS GOOD, ME AND MY GIRL DROVE AROUND THE BLOCK A COUPLE TIMES TO FIND IT AND THEN WE DID AND WE WEREN’T SURE IT WAS IT BUT IT WAS. PAUL FOUND US, HARDLY ANYONE WAS THERE AND THEY HAD A SWEET JUKE THAT PLAYED ALL MY FAVORITE 90S JAMS. WE ATE DEEP FRIED MUSHROOMS I THINK AND THEY WERE MAGICAL, (HAHAHA SAW HELLA TRAILS AND SHIT). ANYWAYS, SO GOOD AND MY BURGER HAD WEIRD STUFF ON IT WHICH IS ALWAYS A JAM, FUCK WHAT WAS ON IT??? SO FRUSTRATING. HANG ON I’M THINKING. OH SHIT JUST WENT TO THEIR WEBSITE AND LOOKED IT UP, REMEMBERING NOW ALL THE BURGERS HAD SILLY FUCKED UP NAMES LIKE BOSS HOG AND CAPTAIN KANGAROO. MINE WAS THE HERB VILLANCHEZ AND IT HAD A HELLA THIN SLICE CREAM CHEESE. NOT FUCKING AROUND, WAS SCARED BUT THE WAITRESS COMFORTED ME BY SAYING IT WAS GOOD AND SHIT AND SO I WENT FOR IT AND IT WAS GOOD AFTER ALL. WE ALSO HAD A BUNCH OF BEERS, PROBABLY HEFS ON MY END CAUSE AS YALL KNOW, I DRINK HEFS WITH LEMS TILL THE COWS COME HOME. ANYWAYS, CAN’T FOLLOW THIS JIN FLASHBACK WITHOUT READING THE SUBTITLES SO I’M BOLTING FOR A SEC, MORE GRUBS TO COME TONIGHT MOST LIKES.

Verdict: 10 GPS (I LIKE MY EXPERIMENTAL BURGERS WITH A SIDE OF HEFS AND 90S JAMS, WHAT CAN I SAY—- HOLY SHIT JIN IS SUCH A BAD ASS HE JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF SOME DUDE)