jonahray:

EXCLUSIVE SCENE FROM THE MOVIE

BATTLESHIP!

w/ Davey Johnson and Curt Neil

bonanno.

gotemcoach:

TOP:   March 23, 2012 - Jason Smith plows into Blake Griffin.  A day later, Smith is suspended 2 games for what Stu Jackson, NBA Executive Vice President Basketball Operations, deemed “excessive contact with the upper body of Griffin.”

BOTTOM: May 15, 2012 - Dwyane Wade barrels into Darren Collison.  Unlike Griffin, Collison never saw Wade, who shoved the Indiana PG from behind.  Wade, like Smith, made no basketball play.  Collison did not have the ball.  Wade extended his forearm, pushing Collison underneath the basket.

Given the ruling on Smith, Wade should absolutely be suspended at least one game.  Unfortunately, as we all know by now, David Stern is a crook, and the league values Dwyane and the Heat far more than Jason and the Hornets.

#GotEmCoach

(via whetzell)

(via danforth)

Danny Trejo is an amazingly nice person. I think he gets it from his mother.

I’m buying a turntable just for this. That’s how good it is.

jonahray:

You can now pre order the vinyl version of HELLO MR. MAGIC PLANE PERSON, HELLO.

http://astrecords.bigcartel.com/product/jonah-ray-hello-mr-magic-plane-person-hello-10-vinyl

It’s limited to 500 copies and comes with a code to download the MP3s

on AST RECORDS

I was there when this was recorded. It was amazing.

jonahray:

My new stand up record “Hello Mr. Magic Plane Person, Hello.” comes out on MAY 15th

It will be available as limited edition 10”  white vinyl, limited to just 500 copies, and includes dropcard for free digital download.  

Order “Hello, Mr. Magic Plane Person, Hello” at aspecialthing for $10 at http://www.astrecords.com/jonahray or digitally for $8 at amazon.com and iTunes.

Spread the word if you can…or even want to.

(Label: AST RECORDS artwork: Dave Kloc )

Paul Isakson cast me to play him. I don’t know why he did, but I was honored.

paulytamale:

UNFINISHED BUSINESS

My rejected Channel 101 pilot from last month!

Trash Dumps in my neighborhood #thanksyelp (Taken with instagram)

jonahray:

Are you guys pumped for the new season of FRIENDLIEST CATCH?

(the soup)

edasalazar:

Extra scoop of irony that shirt was Jonah’s only Christmas gift from his parents this year. #DoubleFuck

jonahray:

TimeLife Presents: FUCK MY DAD! (the collection)

Here is a video we made for NICKS BIG TALK SHOW w/ Nick Thune.