If you’ve never seen this movie you are not my friend. You want to be my friend don’t you? Now is you chance. Go see it.
regretterienrox:

So I’m intro’ing Dead Alive this Friday at the NuArt. Peter Jackson at his best. You should come. 
 
If you thought the ’50s were all bobby-sox and innocence, you didn’t live next door to Lionel. After his domineering mother is bitten by a vicious Sumatran Rat-Monkey, a deliriously funny gorefest ensues, featuring zombies, severed limbs, internal organs, buckets of blood and one mean lawnmower! From Peter Jackson, director of the King Kong remake, The Lord of the Rings trilogy and The Frighteners.

If you’ve never seen this movie you are not my friend. You want to be my friend don’t you? Now is you chance. Go see it.

regretterienrox:

So I’m intro’ing Dead Alive this Friday at the NuArt. Peter Jackson at his best. You should come. 

If you thought the ’50s were all bobby-sox and innocence, you didn’t live next door to Lionel. After his domineering mother is bitten by a vicious Sumatran Rat-Monkey, a deliriously funny gorefest ensues, featuring zombies, severed limbs, internal organs, buckets of blood and one mean lawnmower! From Peter Jackson, director of the King Kong remake, The Lord of the Rings trilogy and The Frighteners.

Jeff and I tried our best to ruin everyone’s appetite at the latest 101 show, but I think we just made everyone hungry for passion. 

Thanks again to all the awesome people that helped out: Davey “Gotta have faith” Johnson, Lindsay Ames, Kate Freund, Jonah Ray, Vatche Panos, Kelsy Abbott, Deanna Rooney, Erni Walker, Julia Vickerman,  Ross Beeley, Aaron Moles, Michael Johnson, Rebecca Hoobler, Roxanne Benjamin, Ben Pluimer, Fatal Farm, Cash Hartzell, Jordan Bates, Jen Garble, Boyd Vico, Dominic Moschitti, Quinn Messmer, Joe Chandler and Eat. Pray. Love.

Sherlock getting Spocked

Sherlock getting Spocked

We have an all-star cast this month. Come see Episode 5 of Intimate Indiscretions. Its FREE! It’s SEXY. It might put a baby in you.

251 S. Main
Los Angeles
Saturday, February 25th, 2012
Screenings at 8:00pm and 10:00pm.

Sweet Corn (Taken with instagram)

Sweet Corn (Taken with instagram)

Ohio (Taken with instagram)

Ohio (Taken with instagram)

jonahray:

Romance tips from Rev. Al Sharpton

So good

jonahray:

Daves Like These by Mike Henry

with the help of the isolated vocal tracks of Smashmouth and Diamond David Lee Roth.

Hilarious wordsmith @jeff_kauffmann helped make this possible. WTTJ
robhuebel:

Don’t take mushrooms.  

Hilarious wordsmith @jeff_kauffmann helped make this possible. WTTJ

robhuebel:

Don’t take mushrooms.  

If you wanted The Grey to be more like Taken, Jonah and I fixed it for you.

jonahray:

A scene that should’ve been in the THE GREY

(a jonanno joint)

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