jonahray: Regram from @thepathealy: shooting some g4/the onion stuff in NYC spring 2006. #tbt This is still my all time favorite shoot. 

jonahray:

Regram from @thepathealy: shooting some g4/the onion stuff in NYC spring 2006. #tbt

This is still my all time favorite shoot. 

juliavickerman:

Hey friends, the short I wrote and directed for Nickelodeon is now online! It’s called Tallie: Peer Counselor and it was created by the lovely Laura Sreebny.

Animation by PUNY, Music by Adam Deibert and Jarond Gibbs. 

I’ll put up full credits later. Please check it out! If the embed doesn’t work, CLICK HERE to watch on Nick.com

phazerblast: jonahray: Click the pic to see me talk about the time Lars Ulrich downloaded music illegally. Also, watch the rest of the set this friday on COMEDY CENTRAL’S THE HALF HOUR! I love this guy. The best

phazerblast:

jonahray:

Click the pic to see me talk about the time Lars Ulrich downloaded music illegally.

Also, watch the rest of the set this friday on COMEDY CENTRAL’S THE HALF HOUR!

I love this guy.

The best

kelsyabbott: my review of pain & gain. GET IT? GREAT. NEITHER DO I There was that part where…. um… they… paid the crew? That was something good that came out of it. 

kelsyabbott:

my review of pain & gain. GET IT? GREAT. NEITHER DO I

There was that part where…. um… they… paid the crew? That was something good that came out of it. 

useaguninstead: Glenn Beck got weepy at an NRA thing because he knows the truth, that the “freedom of all mankind is at stake” if Americans are forced to wait two days for a background check before legally owning a gun. He made the totally rational argument that if we allow the legal ownership of ONLY handguns, shotguns and rifles but ban extended clips and AR-15s, the 2nd amendment will pretty much be useless and Americans will become defenseless to a “new kind of enemy”. He told the audience that “the hour is near” for the stakes of the world because they’re going after the “core of America”… the 2nd amendment! And if the 2nd sort of gets limited, then the 1st will clearly be abolished followed by the 4th, the 9th, 3rd… 5th? I’m hazy on the exact order but it all leads to more income taxes. Who wants to take those amendments and burn them? A ”new kind of enemy.” The very government we democratically elected is now “run by radical revolutionaries” who will stop at nothing to leave us defenseless to rapists and murderers.  He then made a rallying call for us to follow in the footsteps of Jesus, Gandhi and Martin Luther King. These great leaders fought for gun rights just like the NRA is today. I know it’s difficult, but when you’re being crucified, on a hunger strike or being sprayed down with fire hoses at the next peaceful NRA march think of those leaders. Because gun owners are not like those “absolute dopes” and “dirty hippies” that use name calling and fear to win. We use the principals of our founding fathers to guide us, just not the stuff about slavery, woman not being able to vote, or native American genocide.   The founders knew how important guns were, that’s why they used them to settle arguments. Sadly, progressives managed to outlaw dueling. Don’t let the same thing happen to your right to give a 5 year old a rifle or store your extra guns in their closet.   

useaguninstead:

Glenn Beck got weepy at an NRA thing because he knows the truth, that the “freedom of all mankind is at stake” if Americans are forced to wait two days for a background check before legally owning a gun. He made the totally rational argument that if we allow the legal ownership of ONLY handguns, shotguns and rifles but ban extended clips and AR-15s, the 2nd amendment will pretty much be useless and Americans will become defenseless to a “new kind of enemy”.

He told the audience that “the hour is near” for the stakes of the world because they’re going after the “core of America”… the 2nd amendment! And if the 2nd sort of gets limited, then the 1st will clearly be abolished followed by the 4th, the 9th, 3rd… 5th? I’m hazy on the exact order but it all leads to more income taxes. Who wants to take those amendments and burn them? A ”new kind of enemy.” The very government we democratically elected is now “run by radical revolutionaries” who will stop at nothing to leave us defenseless to rapists and murderers. 

He then made a rallying call for us to follow in the footsteps of Jesus, Gandhi and Martin Luther King. These great leaders fought for gun rights just like the NRA is today. I know it’s difficult, but when you’re being crucified, on a hunger strike or being sprayed down with fire hoses at the next peaceful NRA march think of those leaders. Because gun owners are not like those “absolute dopes” and “dirty hippies” that use name calling and fear to win. We use the principals of our founding fathers to guide us, just not the stuff about slavery, woman not being able to vote, or native American genocide.  

The founders knew how important guns were, that’s why they used them to settle arguments. Sadly, progressives managed to outlaw dueling. Don’t let the same thing happen to your right to give a 5 year old a rifle or store your extra guns in their closet. 

 

Amazing

Lik’n the Chillian/Hoobler combo rhoobler: rebeccahoobler: Lizzy McBizzy Lizzy McBizzy was always in a tizzy Her calendar pages would make anyone dizzy She’d arrive at one place and hardly sit down Before she’d be out the door with another leap and bound She’d always arrive asking, “can we make this fast?” For she warned she’d certainly be off in a flash Her toes and toenails would ache in her shoes Tied far too tightly so they’d never come loose Her heels felt like cracking beneath the constant pace Of her tick always tocking in endless haste Her shins always whined that the work was too much To keep everything going in such a constant rush Her feet to her knees were always in protest That the demand of their job was in need of some rest But Lizzy was too busy to hear their complaints She had too much to do to schedule in breaks Finally one day after months of screaming and yelling About union laws, and lunch breaks, and conditional dwellings Little Lizzy’s feet took a stand against the lack of enjoyment And walked off to find themselves better employment Poem/R. Hoobler Illustration/M. Chilian Design/E. Lizabeth New poem up!

Lik’n the Chillian/Hoobler combo

rhoobler:

rebeccahoobler:

Lizzy McBizzy

Lizzy McBizzy was always in a tizzy

Her calendar pages would make anyone dizzy

She’d arrive at one place and hardly sit down

Before she’d be out the door with another leap and bound

She’d always arrive asking, “can we make this fast?”

For she warned she’d certainly be off in a flash

Her toes and toenails would ache in her shoes

Tied far too tightly so they’d never come loose

Her heels felt like cracking beneath the constant pace

Of her tick always tocking in endless haste

Her shins always whined that the work was too much

To keep everything going in such a constant rush

Her feet to her knees were always in protest

That the demand of their job was in need of some rest

But Lizzy was too busy to hear their complaints

She had too much to do to schedule in breaks

Finally one day after months of screaming and yelling

About union laws, and lunch breaks, and conditional dwellings

Little Lizzy’s feet took a stand against the lack of enjoyment

And walked off to find themselves better employment

Poem/R. Hoobler

Illustration/M. Chilian

Design/E. Lizabeth

New poem up!

Nick Corirossi and Charles Ingram making my favorite kind of magic. Gun Magic

useaguninstead:

Heston’s got the idea

Duck Dynasty - 8.2 Million Viewers

Breaking Bad - 2.8 Million Viewers

My Sadness  - Unlimited

Here’s a mash-up of this 2010’s phenomenon with the 1980’s phenomenon

See the one Fatal Farm did years ago… that in no way influenced this one

If nothing else, the Pope contest has made for some good internets.

cc-studios:

thebuddiesgetheartworms:

A few of the best screenshots from Trevor Moore’s “Pope Rap”

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